Celebrity Big Brother 2012

For some reason, I had no heard any rumours about potential housemates in advance this year, so the launch show was a complete surprise to me.

• Am already loving Julie - although the whole secret mission thing on the first night was way too cringey
• The Italian Prince is a real dish, but has a weird top lip - check it out
• "The Situation" - thick as dogsh*t but will probably end up being one of my favourites
• It's always good to have a Nolan around and she will no doubt be in the final
• And what's with the bird with the skinny legs and massive hair?

Best line so far (#1):
Julie, Cheryl and The Situation are the only three people in the house so far.
Julie wanders off to get a drink, Cheryl turns to The Situation.
Cheryl (nodding towards Julie): "She's a bit weird, that one."
The Situation: "Which one?"

Best line so far (#2):
Julian and The Situation have just been introduced.
Julian:"So you're Situation?  What is your function?"
The Situation: "My what?"