London Olympics 2012 - Questions That Matter

I have never been into sports (apart from the odd tennis match) and actively avoid soccer, rugby, etc

But heck, these Olympic Games have got me hooked! 

I'm coming home from work to catch up on the day's events, checking the medal totals and I even found myself discussing it with people at work today - that is so not like me.

However there are some fundamental questions I really need answering:

1) Why didn't they get Harry Potter to fly in for a quidditch demonstration during the opening ceremony? Did they even ask him?
2)  Where the hell is American Samoa?

Kristian Thomas - Team GB

3)  How come the womens beach volleyball players are in bikinis but the men are covered up? Cummon, Olympic Committee - gay men pay their TV licence too!
4)  What is the point of water polo?
5)  How fit is Kristian Thomas?
6)  Who put Sue Barker in charge of the BBC coverage? A third-rate tennis player even back in the day. That's just as bad as making Geri Halliwell a judge in a singing competition. (Oh wait, they've actually done that)

Now if they just made sitting around on your fat ass an Olympic sport, I'd be a serious medal hope for my country...