Monday, 15 September 2014

First (and hopefully not last) Choice

First (and hopefully not last) Choice


I always enjoyed travelling, even as a boy. In fact, my passion for travel quickly led to me seeking work in the industry.
20 years on, having earned a living in some of the best-known travel companies around, I find myself providing sales and service training for a very respected car rental firm.

Having spent so long in this business, I am still amazed at how many new things I learn, even now.
Take this morning.

I had to contact my holiday company, First Choice (now part of the Tui Group, with whom I spent some very happy years in the 90s) My partner and I are heading off somewhere sunny in December and all I wanted to do was to request a window seat on the flights - a service offered by pretty much every airline I can think of. I had previously looked over the T&Cs and spotted a rather strange statement which said that customers are only able to request their seats a maximum of 90 days prior to their return flight.  Because we had paid extra to request the seats, I was expecting no problems.
However the more I thought about this rule, the more absurd it sounded. We are travelling for 2 weeks but, of course, everyone on the outbound flight travelling for just one week would, in theory, be able to book their seats one whole week before us. Since our 2-week holiday was a good deal more expensive than the equivalent 1-week duration, I reasoned that this bizarre policy could easily be corrected by giving First Choice a call.

Could I really have been that naive?

One plus point for First Choice - nice local London number for their call centre - none of this 0870 nonsense. And to be fair to them, I waited no longer than 90 seconds to get through. So far so good.

The First Choice advisor told me that I would not be able to request the seats until the advertised 90 days prior to return date.
Had I seen the rules on the website, he asked.
Yes, I had, but had never seen a policy like this, could he please override this and kindly request at least the outbound seats.
No, he said, this was not possible as the system would not allow him to do this.
I explained why I felt aggrieved at this and do you know what he told me?
"There are lots of people on that flight, sir, going for 21 or 28 nights, so they will not be able to book their seats until after you."
 First Choice, seriously, how much do you invest in your training? Telling a clearly frustrated customer that there are others even worse off due to your policies is NOT the way to go!

Having asked the advisor not to keep talking over me and repeating the policy over again, I requested to speak with a supervisor. At this point, I was told that a supervisor would not be able to help with this matter. I said I appreciated that, however I wanted to make them aware of my feelings on this policy. He then advised that there were no supervisors to speak to me. I said I would wait, but he insisted that no supervisors were present to deal with me and that I would have to write in. First Choice - are you seriously operating a good-sized call centre with no supervision whatsoever? How do you know if your advisors are working or all out the back having a fag? Come on!
I have to say - if you are handing out commendations for employees following your guidleines to the letter, regardless of the impact on service, then this guy deserves to be Employee of the Month.

So how did I leave it?

Well, as a last-ditch attempt at making some sense of this crazy policy, I tried their live chat.
Wow, we are talking night and day in terms of service.

This advisor went out of her way to help and within a short time, I had my seats requested. This, remember, was something the previous advisor had assured me was simply not possible.

First Choice - come on, play the game.

If I had not managed to get my beloved window seat, because they had all been taken by people paying a lot less than me, can you imagine how I would have felt? No? Well, empathy is clearly something your call centre staff are unfamiliar with, also.
Your seating policy is simply archaic - take a look at Virgin Atlantic or even one of the low-cost airlines - requesting seats (or priority boarding) X number of days before each flight is the only way this can work fairly. So what is stopping you, First Choice?

Get it changed, play fair with your customers and when you decide to properly train your call centre staff on dealing with customer conflict, you know where I am.  :)

Friday, 6 December 2013

Four in a Bed (the TV series, not my normal Tuesday after-work activity)


I normally miss one or more episodes of Four in a Bed as I'm either eating dinner or late in from work, etc. Managed to catch them all this week, however, and must admit to being a little confused over the proceedings.

One of the parties, called Raj, ran a pretty basic lodging house in Cornwall somewhere. He was really arrogant and someone must have told him at some stage that he was a funny guy. But he seriously wasn't.

Ignoring the fact that he insisted on four (4) hard boiled eggs each morning alongside his full English breakfast and that each egg was PEELED before serving, he pulled a very weird stunt.
When the other three parties arrived at his place, they all noticed that the shower tiles had been recently painted, but in EMULSION and it was literally running down the shower walls. When they commented on this, he laughed and said it was a joke he regularly pulled on his guests. Getting them covered in white emulsion was clearly a winner, anyone could see that.

Why not just admit you wanted to spruce up the shower cubicles but didn't know what you were doing and got the wrong paint?? Bizarre.

And just when you thought things couldn't get any weirder, he then pulled out (off-camera) during the fourth visit due to "personal reasons." I would seriously LOVE to find out what happened - so if anyone knows why he left, you know where I am.

Keep watching, it's brilliant stuff.

Wednesday, 4 December 2013



Pete Walker Continued

Watched another Pete Walker movie tonight.
It was the turn of The Flesh and Blood Show from 1972.

Thoughts?
I really enjoyed it - another winner from this UK horror master.

What did I like?
The familiarity  of the cast - even if you don't know their names, you recognize their faces from various British TV shows / movies of the 60s / 70s. There were some uncomfortable moments (not sure if they were intentional) and I must admit I didn't quite have all the answers by the time of the unveiling of the killer(s) Not that I gave the plot a whole lot of thought, mind you!

Would I purchase it on DVD?
If it was a decent transfer with some good extras and on sale....yes.

Was Jenny Hanley a sex icon for all hetero teenage boys in the early 70s?
I am sure she was.

Did I prefer it to Pete Walker's Frightmare?
Don't be silly.






Continuing my Joan Crawford fest,  watched probably her most famous film last night - Mildred Pierce.

Wow, this 1940s B&W affair was amazing.

Normally during a movie, I am reaching for my iPad every few minutes, more out of habit than anything. The iPad didn't leave it's sleeve last night.

La Crawford is fantastic to watch on screen. She has the most perfect cinematic features - huge arched brows, sculptured cheekbones to die for and those full, full lips...

If you have not seen any of her films, I urge you to get hold of this (or, of course, the phenomenal Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?)

Was she the best actress of her day?

No, I wouldn't say that. But then Madonna is hardly the greatest singer of her age and yet she will go down as one of the most exciting. That is how I see Crawford - an amazing star. 
Bette Davis famously described herself as an actress, whereas Joan was a movie star. It was, of course, meant as a put-down. But what's wrong with being described as a movie star? They're a sadly dying breed.

Monday, 25 November 2013

Having a Joan Crawford renaissance at the moment.
So many of her films not easily available, however.
Last night sat through Berserk! and while no one could argue it's a great movie, this woman lit up every scene she was in - could not keep my eyes off her.

One Direction (1D) were miming on this week's X Factor - shocking stuff, lads.
 
You would think with 5 of them, at least one or two of them could carry a tune.

When Britney mimed on there a coupla years back, no one was bothered. We would have been more shocked if she HAD sung live!


Keep it live, boys.

Sunday, 9 September 2012

Frightmare

No idea how I have managed to overlook the director Pete Walker for so long.
It was a friend at work who urged me to take a look at his stuff (cheers, Matt!) and via the magic that is LOVEFiLM, I have started with the classic Frightmare.

Cannibalistic OAP - specialising in drills and red hot pokers

                               
What a terrific slice of 70s life this movie is. It has everything I look for in an old-school horror movie - lots of location filming, crappy day-for-night shooting, hammy (but in this case, chilling) performances and throwaway plotline.
The protagonist in this little gem is a seriously f**ked-up old granny called Dorothy who likes eating human flesh and is protected by her family, who are, at the same time, trying to rehabilitate her. Fat chance, guys, this bitch is too far gone.
Watch out for the drill scene, the actress is seriously disturbing!
Will be checking out more of Mr Walker's work in the near future...